I'LL bet that life-size chocolate statue of Jesus tastes...heavenly!

SENATOR Santo Santoro failed to disclose 72 share holdings. That's a gross neglect of duty! Well...half a gross.

A short-sighted jockey named Munce
Is in prison for 30 long months.
It's his wife and his kids
Who are now on the skids
Because of his greed ... what a dunce!

WHEN you're having it off in the loo
With Ralph Fiennes, who'd just gone for a poo,
After playing the bunny,
You must watch all your money.
Which bank? Well ... I'll leave that to you.

REFEREES are so often inclined
To be cursed and severely maligned.
It's not that they're daft
Or lacking in craft...
It's just that they're fucking-well BLIND!

RUDD looked like a really big winner
Until he went out for a dinner
With Burke and his mates
And their troublesome traits.
Sure, now he looks just like a sinner.