Shane Warne and chucking.

Nobody could accuse Shane Warne of being a chucker ... but he does have the odd fling.

Ben McKenzie booted off tv reality show.

This young lad, he thinks that he's hot.
But a singer, he's bloody-well not!
His style and his diction
Brought forth his eviction,
God Strewth! He deserved to be shot!

The Australian Election 2007 campaign is underway and the baby-kissing has commenced. None of those babies know how to crawl ... but all the bloody politicians do!

I WONDER if Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd would make a good rugby player - he's currently scrummaging about as captain of the Wannabies.