David Beckham is a lovely bloke. He bends over backwards to please his multitude of fans. Crikey! He doesn't half curve that ball ... pity his wife can't show some curvature ...

Mohamed Haneef seems to have had nothing to do with bombs ... but he sure set a minefield for Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews.

Kirribilli Lodge: an abode that doesn't bode well for this incumbent. (Nov 19th, 2007).

Pakistan's President Musharraf seems to think lawyers have lost their appeal.

The Melbourne Cup and horses for courses? Huh! I reckon it's more like horses for curses - mine came bloody last!

Bricks and mortar? What with rapidly rising mortgage interest rates, many a young home buyer's burden is cementing into a kind of bricks and martyr.