The fact is that Tiger Woods didn't make the cut on that fateful day. His wife did!

Exploding underpants on board that aircraft? Jeez! What next? Sure, someone will come up with exploding calamari. And then, I guess, they'll have to call in the bomb squid!

I believe Tiger Woods has occasionally used a brassie, which is a number 2 wooden golf club with a brass sole plate. And shame on those of you who thought it was one of Tiger's girlfriends. Jeez!

I think Tiger Woods will have to adjust his angle of approach, 'cause his wife evidently thinks it's a bare lie.