That Jarrahdale Bloke (August 2008) ... breathing in hard ... trying to look slim. I bought an exercise machine recently for three hundred dollars but, would you believe it, when I got it home, I realised that you have to pedal the bloody thing! There's just one piece of chocolate cake in the fridge ... but I'll have to be quick ... the wife will be home any minute ... I wonder what's for lunch. That's an acacia in full bloom ... so is my stomach!